‘Friends’ are bollocks. The biggest fucking waste of time in all of human history is when people were told to seek out people like them, to spend time with their peers, to find mirrors that will echo what they are already thinking. Personal popularity is for lazy people who want ‘friends’ to back them up and never challenge them.

The idea of gaining friends, as if they were some kind of possession, a tacky ornament, is perpetuated by the ongoing agenda of chronically boring people to cheapen the human experience, suppress creativity and ensure that no human interaction takes place beyond drinking together and having some stupid fucking in joke about how some boring fucks boring fucking costume fell off in the taxi on the way to some boring fucking night club that plays exactly the same boring fucking music as every other boring fucking night club that hasn’t changed for the last boring fucking superficial popularity obsessed pointless decade that has taken us into this whole hopelessly boring fucking millennium.